Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So vagazzling was a success
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
