why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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