return my video game
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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