Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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