he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Two words: nipple clamps
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