I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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