My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wish i was in the wii world.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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