best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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