So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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