He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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