I want to make a zoo with you.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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