that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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