I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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