the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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