i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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