Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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