we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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