You smell like stripper and shame
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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