we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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