If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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