How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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