she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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