Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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