Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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