Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
