He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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