Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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