You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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