Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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