just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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