Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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