Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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