How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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