Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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