The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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