He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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