Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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