Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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