I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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