Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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