And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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