She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
God, I missed his penis.
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