i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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