people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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