Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Pants 0. Shit 1.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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