Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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