how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
you had me at cake vodka
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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