I want to stick my p in your. b.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Rumble strips road head = magical
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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