69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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