Grow some girl-balls and come out already
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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