Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
BRING THE BAGELS
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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