Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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