I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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