Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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