i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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